Quotes of the Day

These made me smile:

Person 1: I'm breathing Saganized air! My day just got better.

Person 2: The bad news: That Sagan molecule you breathed was sneezed by Hitler.

Person 3: That's OK. Hitler's sneeze was farted by Bach.

Person 4: Despite the title of his book, I can't seem to find the answer to the Lil' Kim song anywhere.