According to Book Of Odds, each name has the following probabilities:
- The odds a male is named Dylan are 1 in 6,250 (US, 5/1990 - 9/1990).
- The odds a male born in 2000 is named Aiden are 1 in 2,370 (US, 2000).
- The odds a person's last name is Conner are 1 in 4,442 (US, 2000).
Well done Mr. MacFarlane! [In poorly attempted Stewie voice] Victory is yours!